Monday, June 13, 2022

Warning Order #1 : A followup

 It's been about two weeks since I submitted Warning Order #1, my first published supplement to the FIST:JAM OPS and the results are in. 

  • I'm a top ten finalist, which isn't bad as there were nearly 40 entries and most of the guys above me were ones I gave high ratings to.
  • You can't see the breakdown, or at least I can't, but I got six ratings. All of them were either a four or five out of five. It turns out I can see the ratings and I guessed wrong. I got five fives and one two!
  • As of today the file was downloaded 56 times, paid for zero times and I picked up eight followers who want to see what I do next. 
  • What's next? Well I have a hard drive full of half-finished projects, but the game jam's built-in deadline gave me something to aim for. It didn't matter if it was perfect, just as long as it was good enough and done on time (Editor: Old Reporter Saying). I'll be keeping an eye out for the next one that matches up with my interests.
  • It will probably NOT be the Pocket Quest 2022 on DriveThruRPG. While the theme of summer camp is broad enough, the requirement that it be a standalone game is a deal-breaker. There are 1,001 one-page RPGs out there and most of them solidly uphold Sturgeon's Law.

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Warning Order #1 : A Fistful of Tables

Just released Warning Order #1 : A Fistful of Tables on itch.io. In the time it took me to make sure it was up correctly it has already been downloaded a half-dozen times.  

To quote my own marketing text?

Warning Order #1 is a collection of system-neutral tables for paranormal Cold War action. It is intended to help game masters prepare scenarios and fill gaps on the fly.

Loaded with plots, devices, names, organizations and countries for your PCs to defend and/or blow up, this supplement will make getting to the action faster and easier.

It's available at https://irregular-wisdom.itch.io/ as will all of my future releases. That is until I hit the big time and get myself a drivethrurpg account, but let's keep hubris in the box for now.

Thumbs up to the makers of FIST and the other participants in the FIST:JAM OPS. Without them who knows how long it would have taken for me to dip my toes in online publishing?

Friday, February 18, 2022

Stay Tuned

The last few weeks have been unusually busy, so my planned postings have been stacking up without a chance to polish them. Hopefully I can get back to a more regular posting schedule in March.

One thing I do want to mention? The only person who knows what's going to happen in the Ukraine is Vladimir Putin so here's hoping he decides to call the whole thing off. However in all of the relentless and disturbingly eager speculation about a possible war in Ukraine I haven't seen a single mention of the most important factor.

Weather. The impact of weather on... oh just about everything human beings do.. can't be underestimated and military operations are no exception. So I kind of roll my eyes when every news story is about who is meeting with who and what shiny new weapon systems are being deployed and not how much rain is expected and if it is going to freeze anytime soon.

In case you are wondering, you can check the forecast for Kiev on Weather Underground.

Friday, January 7, 2022

Street Smarts!

Street Smarts is a John Mulaney bit where he relays the hilariously inappropriate safety tips given to his elementary school class by a jaded, Chicago homicide detective. It's also a semi-recurring bit on Reddit where people relay their various tips, some awful, others poetic, for staying safe on the streets.

It occurred to me that spouting those tips as aphorisms would make a great character quirk. Not quite the same depth as the jokes Raven McCoy learned from her vaudevillian grandfather, but something. Eventually I'd like to expand this into more fantastic realms like dealing with magicians, or the Dutch, or Dutch magicians. So feel free to nominate your own nuggets of wisdom. Contradictory bits of wisdom (like checking your pockets below or the 1,001 ways to win a fight) are welcome.

Until then, here's STREET SMARTS... for thieves, criminals and city dwellers.

  • Keep your ears open, notice things. Footsteps, shuffling, metal clanging, anything. In the city always a reflection, in the woods always a sound. ... You don't wanna go in the desert.
  • Don't talk if you don't need to. If you wait long enough in uncomfortable silence, people will feel the urge to talk and usually give up information.
  • There are 146 street suffixes acknowledged by the U.S. Postal Service. Alphabetically, the first is "alley" and the last is "yard". These are also the worst places to go if you're being followed, because they only have one exit. 
  • If someone bumps into you, or brushes against you? Check your pockets. 
  • Sometimes pickpockets will send a guy to bump into people. Then the actual pickpockets can see where they check and go for that pocket.
  • Stay away from stupid people. They'll get you in jail, hurt, or killed despite their best intentions or how friendly they are.
  • You can get a lot of info about someone by looking at their shoes
  • If it feels wrong, it is wrong.
  • Walk confidently and with your head up. If you walk around like a victim you will eventually become a victim.
  • Don't look happy. Look slightly pissed. If you have something to be happy about, that's something someone wants.
  • Never break two laws at once. Got something in your car that's illegal? Better not be speeding or running red lights.
  • If you live in a city and regularly walk past the same homeless people, stop and say hi once in a while. ... View the street as their home; when walking on the street, you're walking through their living room.  They can be excellent hosts.

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

The '90s Action Hero - Aging Dads?

Every decade has its own action hero style. The 1960s was cool and sophisticated with jet-setting spies. The 1970s was gritty and urban with grizzled cops and private dicks. The 1980s was over-the-top action with beefcake commandos and ninja masters.

The ‘90s has always been a problem for me, even while I was living through it. What was the style, the ethos? After the fall of the Soviet Union everything felt a bit unmoored. Not bad per se, but there wasn't a central ethos or even a counter-culture. The best you could come up with was a vague paranoia exemplified by Delta Green and the X-Files.

Then the towers fell and like it or not we had an ethos again. Cowboy presidents and high-speed, low-drag, tier-one operators with names like Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne and George Bush. Last names starting with a b were very popular in the double oughts. But the '90s have always felt like a nagging gap, like a missing tooth.

Enter Max Read, who characterizes '90s action movies as “Dad Thrillers”

"If you're anywhere near me in age, you know the kind of movies I'm talking about: Movies set on submarines; movies set on aircraft carriers; movies where lawyers are good guys; movies where guys secure the perimeter and/or the package; movies where a guy has to yell to make himself heard over a helicopter; movies where guys with guns break the door into a room decorated with cut-out newspaper headlines. Movies starring guys like Harrison Ford, Alec Baldwin, Kevin Costner, and Wesley Snipes and directed by guys like Martin Campbell, Wolfgang Petersen, Philip Noyce, and John McTiernan. Movies where men are men, Bravo Teams are Bravo Teams, and women are sexy but humorless ball-busters who are nonetheless ultimately susceptible to the roguish charm of state security-apparatus functionaries. Movies that dads like."

The movie equivalent of the techno-thriller. Some competency porn, an inside look at the military, a bunch of mavericks working to uphold authority... and people say the Marvel Movies are formulaic. More importantly, they tend to focus on men of a certain age. Baldwin was born in 1958 putting him in his mid-30s. Ford was born in 1942 making him a solid 50-something when he was doing his action roles. The older and presumably settled nature of the actors is a key part of the genre according to Read:

"They are generally stories of men, often with families, professional degrees, and successful careers, who find themselves unexpectedly battling bureaucracy, conspiracy, irrational violence, imminent natural disaster, or some combination of the above as they confront an existential threat to their, their family, their country, or their planet's safety."

It's also interesting how often the Dad Thriller tries to dramatize the daily life of their audience. Phone calls are very important. Satellite uplinks need to be established and decisions need to be made and sometimes there's just no damn time to go through the proper procedures! Aka an ordinary day at the office. The Star Trek movies had Kirk fighting bureaucracy before he could fight the villains, but then that was a trope from the original series and he never went out of his way to actually contact anyone before he went and did his thing.

It also still doesn't lead to an easily identifiable action hero archetype for the '90s, but it is an interesting lens on how the genre developed.


Random Thoughts:

- The Dad Thriller catered to aging Boomers. The Marvel Movies probably do the same for Gen-X. While clearly they are marketed and tailored to all four quadrants the heroes are constantly quipping which reflects the cynicism and detachment of Generation X. After all, if you've lived through Reagan how bad is Thanos? 
Authorities are absent or useless but don't actually provide an obstacle to worry about. The heroes do their own thing without checking in with anyone like the latchkey kids they are. Also, while they recognize the importance of branding the heroes don't actually take the names seriously. Even Captain American thinks he has a dumb name and he ironically comments on his own costume and catchphrases, and he's the sincere dude from the 1940s.